Princess Sparkle Moose Hits Homer. Homer Hits Back.

Kathleen Gustafson: You swore on your precious Bible that you would uphold the interests of this state, and then when cash was waved in front of your face, you quit.

Sarah Palin: OH, you WANTED me to be your governor! I’m honored! Thank you!

Kathleen: I wanted you to honor your responsibilities. That is what I wanted. I wanted you to be part of the political process instead of becoming a celebrity…

The Learning Channel signing Sarah Palin to a contract is sort of like Gandhi or Dick Gregory getting their own show on the Food Network. Yet, The Learning Channel saw fit to put Palin’s puss on our televisions yet again by filming her in “Sarah Palin’s Duh-laska” while she pretended to fish for halibut.

Shannyn Moore, Homer, Alaska resident, posted on the Huff Po the exchange between Palin and fellow Homer resident Kathleen Gustafson. (The cell phone video, typically, has poor sound quality, so a transcript of their brief conversation can be found here.)

Moore gives a pretty comprehensive account of the day’s events but here are the abstracts: When Gustafson found out that Palin was going to be filmed in her hometown pretending to do something that Gustafson’s family does for a living in real life, she decided to make and hang a 3 x 30′ banner sign reading “WORST GOVERNOR EVER” so Palin and her TLC enablers couldn’t avoid it.

Little did Gustafson realize that it would get Palin’s attention so easily.

The exchange was testy on one side (Gustafson’s) while the other side blathered on about our troops defending our constitutional protections that either her or TLC’s goons were in the process of violating three-fold (1st, 2nd and 4th amendments) by having security pat down Homer private residents on a very public dock.

The epigraph above pretty much delineates the sheer distance between the two minds and the usual Republican aversion to any camera that doesn’t belong to Rupert Murdoch is in evidence as Todd Palin continually tries to block the camera, walking around in circles like a peripatetic, brain-damaged bouncer at an Anchorage gin mill.

Despite the fact that the banner sign read “WORST GOVERNOR EVER”, Sunny Sarah insisted on thinking, “OH, you WANTED me to be your governor! I’m honored! Thank you!”

As Moore points out by using Sarah Barracuda’s latest Facebook dispatch, she’s equally clueless about the halibut that she was pretending to fish for. Palin also rolled her eyes when she realized she was engaging in a war of wits with an armed person, namely a teacher (we all know in what high regard teachers and boards of education are held by Republicans).

Regrettably, the cell phone video doesn’t show the banner sign being torn down by one of Palin’s thugs nor the people of Homer, including those who actually do make their livings on the docks, getting patted down by private security.

Let’s face it. At some point we all hated high school at some level, for some reason. There’s someone in each of our pasts that we loathed and for me this Sarah Palin monster that John McCain created reminds me of every head cheerleader or Beautiful Girl who ever took a well-timed insult or appraisal into some positive that’s unmoored from reality, someone who thinks that by merely repeating criticism with a sneering tone of voice is enough to defuse or deactivate it.

We saw it in her recent speech at Stanislaus where she insulted the liberal media for bringing up her bendy straw demands in a copy of the contract that was found in a dumpster. We heard it before that after “the liberal media” got a shot of her hand notes at the Tea Bagger rally in Tennessee.

And heard it again in Homer where Sarah tried to put words in Kathleen Gustafson’s mouth and making it sound as if she wanted her to remain on as Governor despite the enormous 3 x 30′ foot banner that said “WORST GOVERNOR EVER”. Then, in a bizarre turn of mind, Palin seemed to deny being a celebrity in spite of being on the docks being filmed by TLC fishing for halibut with her well-manicured hands.

If you’re not a celebrity, Sarah, then why did you show up at the gifting suites at the Academy Awards last March? Or did you think your as-yet-to-be-filmed spots on Fox and The Learning Channel qualified for some kind of television Oscar? What’s with the demands for bottled water, bendy straws and, oh yeah, limousines, private jets/first class air fare and five star hotel rooms every time some idiotic right wing organization or celebrity-starved university ponies up 6 figures to hear you spew sewage for an hour about President Obama, Democrats and the liberal media?

Sarah Palin is helping to turn this country into one massive high school, which was, at best, an unrelenting popularity contest predicated not so much on academic achievement or talent as great hair, great skin, great teeth, sexual chemistry and a ruthless instinct for petty personal politics.

Blaming the fat chicks again

I used to work with someone whose daughter started menstruating at the age of eight. She told me at the time, “How do I explain to this kid what this thing that’s happening to her means?”

It seems that her daughter is by no means an anomaly:

A new study finds that girls are more likely today than in the past to start developing breasts by age 7 or 8.

The research is just the latest in a flood of reports over the last decade that have led to concern and heated debate about whether girls are reaching puberty earlier, and why it might be happening.

Increased rates of obesity are thought to play a major role, because body fat can produce sex hormones. Some researchers also suspect that environmental chemicals that mimic the effects of estrogen may be speeding up the clock on puberty, but that idea is unproved.

The issue is of concern for both medical and psychosocial reasons. Studies suggest that earlier puberty, as measured by the age at first menstruation, can slightly increase the risk of breast cancer, probably because it results in longer lifetime exposure to the hormones estrogen and progesterone, which can feed some tumors.

Although the new study did not look at menstrual age, breast growth is also a sign of hormone exposure, and some researchers fear that early development might also mean an increased cancer risk.

Socially and emotionally, life can be difficult for a girl who has a child’s mind in a woman’s body and is not ready to deal with sexual advances from men and boys, or cope with her own hormone-spiked emotions and sexual impulses.

“Our analysis shows clearly that the white participants entered puberty earlier than we anticipated,” said Dr. Frank M. Biro, the first author of the study and the director of adolescent medicine at Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Center.

Overweight girls were more likely to have more breast development, the study showed. But Dr. Biro said he did not think weight was the whole story. He said it was possible that environmental chemicals were also playing a role, and added that he and his colleagues were now studying the girls’ hormone levels and lab tests measuring their exposures to various chemicals.

“It’s certainly throwing up a warning flag,” Dr. Biro said. “I think we need to think about the stuff we’re exposing our bodies to and the bodies of our kids. This is a wake-up call, and I think we need to pay attention to it.”

Dr. Catherine Gordon, a pediatric endocrinologist and specialist in adolescent medicine at Children’s Hospital Boston, said that so far, most evidence showed that neither breast development nor menstrual age had changed for white girls of normal weight.

The new study included 1,239 girls ages 6 to 8 who were recruited from schools and examined at one of three sites: the Mount Sinai School of Medicine in Manhattan, Cincinnati Children’s Hospital or Kaiser Permanente Northern California/University of California, San Francisco. The group was roughly 30 percent each white, black and Hispanic, and about 5 percent Asian.

At 7 years, 10.4 percent of white, 23.4 percent of black and 14.9 percent of Hispanic girls had enough breast development to be considered at the onset of puberty.

At age 8, the figures were 18.3 percent in whites, 42.9 percent in blacks and 30.9 percent in Hispanics. The percentages for blacks and whites were even higher than those found by a 1997 study that was one of the first to suggest that puberty was occurring earlier in girls.

Here’s the red flag that I see in this study: How was weight accounted for in this study? Was the weight distribution the same among these girls? Why are there no numbers indicated for the Asian girls?

There have always been overweight kids. I was a chubby kid and I started menstruating at the age of twelve, which was about average at the time. So if it’s JUST about weight, why is it that chubby kids like me weren’t menstruating at age eight in the late 1960’s but they are now?

Given that no matter what an overweight woman goes to a doctor for, she’s told to lose weight, can we really trust doctors to perform and analyze studies without weight bias? And why is it that weight is only causing early puberty NOW?

Because it’s so much easier to blame Gluttonous Girls for their own early puberty and the potential health problems later on that may result from earlier pumping of estrogens into their system than to look at some of the environmental factors that corporate America is pumping into them…things like bisphenol A, which is in everything plastic with the recycling number “7” (which means it’s not recyclable and ends up in landfills. BPA is in plastic food wrap, the inside of metal food cans,those ubiquitous plastic water bottles, and plastic food storage containers. Things like the chemical 4-MBC, which is found in the sunscreen that mothers now have to smear all over their kids to prevent skin cancer later on. Or bovine growth hormone, which is in American beef. Even something as seemingly benevolent as soy, which is in baby formula, mimics estrogen.

But why look at things that are profitable for the chemical and food industries as causes for girls finding themselves bleeding once a month at an age when they are simply not ready to hear what it all means, when you can simply blame them and their parents because they’re fat?

The American "Disappeared"

I wonder what will happen to the “disappeared” of Arizona:

For a traffic violation. With no indication, other than the woman was Latino, that she was here illegally.

Could YOU prove YOUR citizenship immediately if you were pulled over? How would you do it?