OMG!! BOOBZ!!

by sawamix

John Ashcroft, call your office:

A Christian group based in San Diego found grounds for outrage over the new retro-style logo for Starbucks Coffee.

The Resistance says the new image “has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute,” Mark Dice, founder of the group, said in a news release. “Need I say more? It’s extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks.”

The group, which claims more than 3,000 members nationwide and has found a place on the fringe advancing various conspiracy theories, is calling for a national boycott of the coffee-selling giant.

Wow! What an interesting look into the mind of the Jeebofascist! “…legs spread like a prostitute” — unlike those good Christian women who keep their legs closed when they have sex only for procreative purposes. Maybe we should ask Michelle Duggar if she keeps her legs closed like a good Christian woman — and if so, how the hell she conceived eighteen children.

Do you think we should tell Mark Dice that mermaids (which is what’s depicted in the logo don’t have legs?

(h/t Truthdig and Willie Geist on Morning Joe)